Some girls fantasize about book deals or marriage proposals, I fantasize far more frequently about be(com)ing streetwise and street-tough. This morning, i woke up from dreaming that I was threatening some guy, who had dared accost me on the street, with a fake can of Mace (i.e. it wasn’t actually Mace, but perfume or WD40 or something) saying tough stuff like, “You get that one for free, but don’t try it again. Think again, Loser.”
In other news: My friend Clo and Big A and i are on TV today! The Discovery channel--’cos we be wild like that! (Alright, that would really be Cash Cab @ 5:30 p.m.)
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
in the leaving and the love
I wrote this as a talisman to protect my kids a sort of post-it for peace for times parents become ...
4 comments:
GOOOOOOO TEAM YOU!
_Jeopardy_ it was not :)
But thanks much!
But aren't you the one who whacked a tookus with an umbrella :))?
[[[[[[[blush]]]]]]
True, 100 :))
Post a Comment