(Offering me something wrapped in bathroom tissue as he exits his elementary school building.)
Li’l A:This is for you! It’s a present.
Oh, nice. What is it?
Li’l A: It’s a piece of ice! It has two ants and a worm frozen in it!
Me: Uhm. Really, you keep it, you’ll like it better.
Li’l A: You don’t want it?!? But why? Why don't you want it?