OHH (?) (!) (...)

(Odd Things of Note
If this happens to be
Your first copy of Vogue.)

You might think that “Karl Lagerfeld’s bride”
Implied that Mr. Thin People had married
Not merely designed a bridal gown for a show.

You might think that good journalism survives
On five “W” questions
Who? What? When? Where? And also, Wore?

You might think from the story set in Bombay
That Indian women have no more struggles
Because they’re all family-business CEO’s.

(Page references:
474, 400-402, 344-357.
Just so you know.)